What a Steal! – Serious Story, Silly Voice – September 12, 2016

One guy, hundreds of voices, actual news headlines.

Today, The Posh Wedding of JFK, the disturbing test of a bulletproof vest, and how to run your own nuclear tests!

Was That a Cop? – Serious Story, Silly Voice – September 7th, 2016

So many stories, just as many voices. Only one can survive.

Today, the birth of a Hipster Legend, Warp Travel, and How the Government Got Its Nickname

Tanks a Lot! – Serious Story, Silly Voice – September 6, 2016

them thar newses ain’t gun dictate themself.

Today: The Birth of Tank Warfare, The Death of Valedictors, and the Scourge of the Election


Serious Story, Silly Voice – September 5, 2016

The return of Serious Story, Silly Voice!

Today, The truth about Labor Day, Texan Independence, and the profile picture that’ll get you 3-5 with good behavior.

All that in a Continental accent? Where do I sign? Nowhere? This is the internet you say? Oh. Well show me to the squid room, I guess. That’s what we do here, isn’t it? Squids?

Serious Story, Silly Voice – January 7th, 2016 – Them Pesky Prizes

The News. A Ridiculous Voice. They fight crime.

Today ISIS thwarted in Paris – YAY! Snow Day for kids in Arizona – Yay? And some guy wins ALL THE PRIZES. Yay.


Serious Story, Silly Voice – Jan, 5 2016 – Bread Drunk

One man’s quest to read the news in as many goofy voices as he can.

Today – FBI Needs your help, Woman gets super drunk without a drink, and the beginnings of “The Boss.”


Serious Story, Silly Voice – Jan 4, 2016

Every day, we strive to bring you the important headlines, in a comical voice.   Today we find out which Territory became a State on this day in history, Why anti-violence protesters are beating each other up, and how Newton got his hair so rich. Think he uses something? I’ll bet he’s using something.

Welcome to Neuroplay

Low quality welcome to the site vid.  WELCOME TO THE SITE!   Was that clear enough?  Are you welcomed?


Wait, words?

Yup. Lots of words, and sometimes even pictures!